Bag porn* Fantasy shopping

“The school run, cover ya bum, no harm done jobby and laugh in the face of a full on deluge, January style.”

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Burkini, Bikini. Potato, potarto.

I’m sorry, have I missed something here…? How on earth is wearing a Burikini a threat to national security?! I have just been frankly stunned to read that French police in Cannes ordered a woman who was asleep on the Promanade des Anglais beach, wearing a Burkini, to strip down or risk being pepper sprayed. […]

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Growing down for a day

“You do know Muma is just a girl who grew up” Imparting these words to Darcie has been somewhat of an eye opener for her. “No you aren’t”, came her reply. Visibly shocked, face all screwed up- eyebrows almost at her hairline and I’m sure the words ‘Old Troll’ were dying to escape her. It never […]

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Jennifer, you legend.

At last: She has spoken. Jennifer. Jen. Rachel has come right out and said what has been on the tip of the tongues of so many successful woman in the spotlight who just so happen to be outright awesome without *whispers* Being a Mother. Shock horror. I love Jen’s article, it’s honest, thought provoking and […]

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Is Facebook becoming Toxic?

This is the very question that I have had on repeat for a while, but it’s been flashing in neon since the debacle which was the EU Referendum. (*shudders* just saying that phrase again…) I’ve known for some time that I have an addiction to social media; It’s the last thing I will check at […]

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Secrets of a Reception Veteran.

I’v done the time.. Darcie and I began ‘big school’ last year. We were rookie novices back then; eyes wide, shoes polished (her) make up always on (me) all ready and uncreased for every drop-off. Well my friends, times have changed, let me tell you. We are now old hands, reception veterans, if you will. […]

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Absolutely fabulously fabulous, Darhling: 

 I remember as a tweenie watching Eddy and Pasty get their swag on; a Stoli-Bolli in one hand and a Marlboro Light in the other, swamped in fur all topped off with a crazed hair do: bigger is better. (It’s their booze, fags n fur I might add, I was all set with a lemon […]

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