Get A Life, Not A University Place.

Maybe it’s just me, but…  I need to talk about results day.  On Thursday, hoards of rabbit-in-the-headlights teens will be opening envelopes up and down the country, which they believe will dictate their future.  To a degree those results will. No pun intended…  But I want to make a suggestion: There is more to life […]

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Hello Black Wednesday. 

Some might think that stating the obvious is a pointless task. I however believe that if you are stupid enough to trudge your kids, and one of their friends through the pouring rain and into your local zoo’s soft play on a day where Noah is on the edge of his seat, then you deserve […]

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My Dirty Little Confession…

There’s a new fad in town. It’s dirty, its fresh… it’s alfresco.  I’m a slap dash kinda girl at heart, fads fly in and out of my life. (Although that’s not strictly true of the ‘Let’s have a baby’ fad, I’m still well and truely in the midst of that fleeting idea). Hair extensions were […]

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Muma Win No.2: The Rise of the #MumBoss

If you had told me when I was knee deep in the latest baby poo explosion and still with that mornings milk reflux result on my shoulder, that in 4 years time I would have had my waffle featured regularly by the likes of Mumsnet, Selfish Mother and The Huffington Post, I would have probably poured […]

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Going on a Gender Bender

female. girl. woman.  lady. chick. muma. daughter. wife. auntie.  I would like to indulge you in a little Gender Bender, right now. I switched postcodes for the night on Friday so that I could show my face at #BlogFest16 which is a conference hosted by Mumsnet for bloggers. I hadn’t been to this particular blogger-jolly before […]

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Marriage. Whose idea was that?

If you think about it, the idea of Marriage is actually quite absurd. Meet a boy, fall in love, have adventures, lazy Sundays; Make memories. Get married, settle down, throw a Toddlermonster or 2 into the mix and before long you can barely recognise yourselves. “I really fancy you with poo on your neck, said […]

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