Muma Win No.2: The Rise of the #MumBoss

If you had told me when I was knee deep in the latest baby poo explosion and still with that mornings milk reflux result on my shoulder, that in 4 years time I would have had my waffle featured regularly by the likes of Mumsnet, Selfish Mother and The Huffington Post, I would have probably poured […]

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Going on a Gender Bender

female. girl. woman.  lady. chick. muma. daughter. wife. auntie.  I would like to indulge you in a little Gender Bender, right now. I switched postcodes for the night on Friday so that I could show my face at #BlogFest16 which is a conference hosted by Mumsnet for bloggers. I hadn’t been to this particular blogger-jolly before […]

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Marriage. Whose idea was that?

If you think about it, the idea of Marriage is actually quite absurd. Meet a boy, fall in love, have adventures, lazy Sundays; Make memories. Get married, settle down, throw a Toddlermonster or 2 into the mix and before long you can barely recognise yourselves. “I really fancy you with poo on your neck, said […]

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How to not be a moaning twat.

Moaners; I don’t mind them. Everyone enjoys a good moan, lets be honest. But the trick is to mix it up. Keep the moan fresh people. What leaves me wanting to poke eyes out are those crapper-oners that crap on and on and on and on about the same issues not just for weeks or […]

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Is it ever really possible to feel like your ‘old self’ again?

I used to be obsessed with my old self. By Old self, I am of course talking about my pre-baby days. My twenties. Those care free days when weekends were one long party, social after social. My legs were cellulite free, my stomach wasn’t bearing the scar of 2 caesareans and I could squint in […]

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