Why we all need to calm down about THAT Taylor Swift impersonation.

Would you let your 7 year old child do this?     Xia Vigor gave it her all in the hit Phillipino TV show ‘Your face sounds familiar KIDS’. She has single handedly sent social media, Piers Morgan and those Looose Women into melt down today as this video goes viral. What I want to […]

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10 reasons why being a Muma rocks

Welcome to my nifty fifty blog post! To celebrate such a grand total of waffle I decided to turn the world on its head, and tell you why I think being a Muma totally ROCKS. (I’ve delved deep, and I’m ignoring the fact that I gave in and  fed my 2.5 year old daughter a […]

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Growing down for a day

“You do know Muma is just a girl who grew up” Imparting these words to Darcie has been somewhat of an eye opener for her. “No you aren’t”, came her reply. Visibly shocked, face all screwed up- eyebrows almost at her hairline and I’m sure the words ‘Old Troll’ were dying to escape her. It never […]

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It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes…

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes…  Or not. Thanks Nelly but I think I’m good, I’ll just sit here at the park supervising the Toddler-Movement with my black skinnys on getting an increasingly sweaty crack, just in case little Gabriel’s Muma should notice my unshaven white luminous legs in the […]

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Secrets of a Reception Veteran.

I’v done the time.. Darcie and I began ‘big school’ last year. We were rookie novices back then; eyes wide, shoes polished (her) make up always on (me) all ready and uncreased for every drop-off. Well my friends, times have changed, let me tell you. We are now old hands, reception veterans, if you will. […]

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10 jobs I could nail thanks to my 5 years Muma experience

1) Waitress – think Wimpy, not La Gavroche. 2) Uber cab driver, USP: Providing a 3 course meal whilst in transit. Will that be the crusts off marmite on white or the mini chedder’s sir? 3) Hostage negotiator: If I can talk a Toddler in arsehole mode down from throwing a cold cup of coffee […]

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Have you decided?

Untangling the web of words between the two camps has been harder than untangling my daughter’s hair on swimming night: Frustrating and time consuming, requiring a saint like amount of patience.

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