Top of the Tw*ts 2016

With all of the Christmas razamataz currently taking over the world as we know it, I often forget that this festiveness also marks the end of another year. Without boring you to tears as I unpick and over share the deets of my 2016 with you, I thought I would sign off with an awards ceremony […]

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Marriage. Whose idea was that?

If you think about it, the idea of Marriage is actually quite absurd. Meet a boy, fall in love, have adventures, lazy Sundays; Make memories. Get married, settle down, throw a Toddlermonster or 2 into the mix and before long you can barely recognise yourselves. “I really fancy you with poo on your neck, said […]

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It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes…

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes…  Oh not. Thanks Nelly but I think I’m good, I’ll just sit here at the park supervising the Toddler-Movement with my black skinnys on getting an increasingly sweaty crack- just in case little Gabriel’s Muma should notice my unshaven white luminous legs in the […]

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Jennifer, you legend.

At last: She has spoken. Jennifer. Jen. Rachel has come right out and said what has been on the tip of the tongues of so many successful woman in the spotlight who just so happen to be outright awesome without *whispers* Being a Mother. Shock horror. I love Jen’s article, it’s honest, thought provoking and […]

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Is Facebook becoming Toxic?

This is the very question that I have had on repeat for a while, but it’s been flashing in neon since the debacle which was the EU Referendum. (*shudders* just saying that phrase again…) I’ve known for some time that I have an addiction to social media; It’s the last thing I will check at […]

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10 jobs I could nail thanks to my 5 years Muma experience

1) Waitress – think Wimpy, not La Gavroche. 2) Uber cab driver, USP: Providing a 3 course meal whilst in transit. Will that be the crusts off marmite on white or the mini chedder’s sir? 3) Hostage negotiator: If I can talk a Toddler in arsehole mode down from throwing a cold cup of coffee […]

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How to not be a moaning twat.

Moaners; I don’t mind them. Everyone enjoys a good moan, lets be honest. But the trick is to mix it up. Keep the moan fresh people. What leaves me wanting to poke eyes out are those crapper-oners that crap on and on and on and on about the same issues not just for weeks or […]

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