Daily Mail: Shame On You

I have just read this horrendous article in full. I’m sharing it purely because this poison has to be seen to be believed.  Why ARE so many women boasting they’re slummy mummies?  The Daily Mail has sensationally transporting us back today, to a time when women didn’t have a vote, or a place in the […]

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Going on a Gender Bender

female. girl. woman.  lady. chick. muma. daughter. wife. auntie.  I would like to indulge you in a little Gender Bender, right now. I switched postcodes for the night on Friday so that I could show my face at #BlogFest16 which is a conference hosted by Mumsnet for bloggers. I hadn’t been to this particular blogger-jolly before […]

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Burkini, Bikini. Potato, potarto.

I’m sorry, have I missed something here…? How on earth is wearing a Burikini a threat to national security?! I have just been frankly stunned to read that French police in Cannes ordered a woman who was asleep on the Promanade des Anglais beach, wearing a Burkini, to strip down or risk being pepper sprayed. […]

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Secrets of a Reception Veteran.

I’v done the time.. Darcie and I began ‘big school’ last year. We were rookie novices back then; eyes wide, shoes polished (her) make up always on (me) all ready and uncreased for every drop-off. Well my friends, times have changed, let me tell you. We are now old hands, reception veterans, if you will. […]

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10 jobs I could nail thanks to my 5 years Muma experience

1) Waitress – think Wimpy, not La Gavroche. 2) Uber cab driver, USP: Providing a 3 course meal whilst in transit. Will that be the crusts off marmite on white or the mini chedder’s sir? 3) Hostage negotiator: If I can talk a Toddler in arsehole mode down from throwing a cold cup of coffee […]

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How to not be a moaning twat.

Moaners; I don’t mind them. Everyone enjoys a good moan, lets be honest. But the trick is to mix it up. Keep the moan fresh people. What leaves me wanting to poke eyes out are those crapper-oners that crap on and on and on and on about the same issues not just for weeks or […]

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Have you decided?

Untangling the web of words between the two camps has been harder than untangling my daughter’s hair on swimming night: Frustrating and time consuming, requiring a saint like amount of patience.

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