10 times a new Muma & a Fresher were the exact same.

I was reminded today by Grimmy off of Radio 1 DJ ledgeness, that it is Fresher time.  So, there I am driving toddlermonster to her swim lesson, my arm contorted in eye watering angles whilst I pass her various lunch offerings,  I cast my mind back to 13 whole Septembers ago and vaguely recollected a […]

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Growing down for a day

“You do know Muma is just a girl who grew up” Imparting these words to Darcie has been somewhat of an eye opener for her. “No you aren’t”, came her reply. Visibly shocked, face all screwed up- eyebrows almost at her hairline and I’m sure the words ‘Old Troll’ were dying to escape her. It never […]

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If Fireman Sam did Tinder…

PROFILE Samuel Jones aka ‘Fireman Sam’ Forever 25 Pontypandy, Wales About Sam.. Action stations girls: I am single and ready to mingle I have extensive experience of using a double harness, and ensure I have my giant hose ready at all times to put out the hottest of flames. Most of my time is taken […]

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How to not be a moaning twat.

Moaners; I don’t mind them. Everyone enjoys a good moan, lets be honest. But the trick is to mix it up. Keep the moan fresh people. What leaves me wanting to poke eyes out are those crapper-oners that crap on and on and on and on about the same issues not just for weeks or […]

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Stay-At-Home-Muma or Working Muma? My choice…

As sensitive a subject as Breast verses Bottle; I’m half wincing even beginning this blogpost. The time old argument, or rather ‘discussion point’ of Working Muma V’s Stay at Home Muma seems to rage on. Article after article is written on the subject, all contradicting the last, all claiming to be the latest research and […]

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