PROFILE
Samuel Jones aka ‘Fireman Sam’
Forever 25
Pontypandy, Wales
About Sam..
Action stations girls:
I am single and ready to mingle
I have extensive experience of using a double harness, and ensure I have my giant hose ready at all times to put out the hottest of flames.
Most of my time is taken up looking after a town full of arsonists and deranged inbred kids. It’s time to show bunny boiler Penny that I, Samuel Jones, is ready for some non-PontypandyPoon.
My spare time is spent waiting for the next shitstorm, I do this whilst keeping a close eye on that fuckwit Elvis.
So, swipe right, and let me show you a good time- in a village more dangerous than Midsomer.
Over and out.
